LeDarkKnightess (Has The Box)

This is basically my blog thingy. Erm... Well, follow me if you like Being Human UK, Superwholock, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil (and other YouTubers), WTNV, Criminal Minds, The Avengers, Attack On Titan (SnK), Hetalia, Misfits, In The Flesh etc.
(Seriously, I could go on forever) because if you don't like any of that stuff (Apart from the fact you may be insane) it's just stupid because that is mainly what I post about.
Oh and I sometimes, use bad language so don't start complaining, because I did warn you.
Je m'appelle/ Mi chiamo/ Mi llamo/ Ich heiße/ I call my self Ledarkknightess /Jenna
You can talk to me, I don't always bite.

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via petersthimble)

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

Relevant right now
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arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
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castielsscruff:

simonsjumpers:

simonsjumpers:

The first time Simon Monroe and Kieren Walker have sex, Kieren mutters into Simon’s ear “I like the way you give back.”

No one can tell me this doesn’t happen

"C’MON FILL ME UP!"

(via simonsjumpers)

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via ilikedthewayhegaveback)

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mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

And this is the problem with anthropomorphizing your fruit.
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Garlic Junior
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